Sexy, kinky gift ideas for yourself

The number of times in the last two weeks I’ve told myself “This’ll be a Christmas present to myself!” as I add something to my online cart and proceed to checkout are…well, there have been a lot.

I’m a big believer in treating yourself, and holidays like Christmas are the perfect opportunities for it.

Have you treated yourself sufficiently this season? If you haven’t (or if you want to treat yourself just a little bit more), let me give you some ideas.

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Bad Dragon’s Elden Toy
I love Bad Dragon sex toys. They’re not cheap, even if you get a good deal, but they’re some of the best-quality toys I own. (Especially the suction cups. You know how most suction cup dildos just fall right off the wall? Bad Dragon’s don’t.) I don’t have every Bad Dragon toy, but one of my favorites is Elden. I only have it in a small, but something about the shape of it hits me in a way even the larger toys don’t. I highly recommend it.

Leg Avenue Industrial Net Pantyhose
Fishnets are sexy. They look sexy, and they feel sexy. I didn’t realize what I was missing until I finally caved and got myself a set. If you’re sensitive about your legs, as I am, they can work wonders for your self-esteem by minimizing the appearance of cellulite, stretch marks, and scars. These pair are a lot stretchier than others I’ve worn, which means they’re a lot more comfortable. Love them!

Panther Collar and Cuffs
I have a few different collars and cuffs, but these are consistently my favorites. The collar in particular is a lot more comfortable than others. The leather is soft and flexible, and it doesn’t chafe or irritate if you wear it for a long time or get tugged around a little. So if you’re in the market for a collar and/or cuffs, or you want to have a set on hand just in case, I’d recommend these. (Note that both items are real leather.)

Iron Circus’s Smut Peddler Presents: My Monster Boyfriend
Yeah, yeah, I included this graphic novel on my other Christmas gift ideas list too. But it’s a comic anthology that’s A) explicitly erotic and B) about monsters. Come on. Of course I’m going to recommend it twice. And if you’re even remotely intrigued about it and haven’t checked it out yet, you should do so ASAP.

Fanart of Your Ship on Etsy, Redbubble, etc.
I’m a fandom person and a pretty simple one at that. Give me a pretty, erotically charged (or just full-on pornographic, I’m not picky ;)) piece of artwork featuring one of my favorite fictional relationships, and I’m happy. For example, I bought myself this gorgeous Hannigram print last week. (It’s the blood, guys. I’m weak for blood.) So if you too are fandomly inclined, support a fanartist and order a print that makes you happy.

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